![]() ![]() ![]() Goatee qualities: Perpetually outraged at cherry-picked news stories, enormous victim complex despite being influential with the White HouseĪnti-goatee qualities: It’s hard to be smug while screaming so loud that you burst blood vessels ![]() This is news for your racist uncle’s racist uncle, and it serves an important function - it allows us to see what he thinks about current events, in real time, without having to actually talk to him. No more classic Yiannopoulos stories about video game boob size or how blue-haired indie developers are ruining everything, just a constant supply of catnip for thrice-divorced dads collecting disability for high blood pressure. ![]() The recent removal of senior editor and professional troll Milo Yiannopoulos only enhances its appeal. The rest are about the “migrant rape crisis,” illegal immigrants, or black shoplifters. Every headline is in all caps, and most are devoted to defending Trump’s honor against ANTI-TRUMP HYSTERIA from the FAKE NEWS. Following in the footsteps of founder Andrew Breitbart, whose 2012 death from a heart attack at 43 may or may not have been related to using the internet too much, the current staff keeps it cranked to 11 at all times. Unfortunately for them, they are not good at being the president’s PR team. Thanks to editor Steve Bannon’s appointment as chief strategist at the White House, Breitbart has effectively become the Trump administration’s mouthpiece. ![]()
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